TRACKING:OT48-2026-04-20ORIGIN:Tightwad, MODESTINATION:Outside the 48 (Heaven)STATUS:Out for delivery — MondayHANDLING:Fragile/this way upTRACKING:OT48-2026-04-20ORIGIN:Tightwad, MODESTINATION:Outside the 48 (Heaven)STATUS:Out for delivery — MondayHANDLING:Fragile/this way upTRACKING:OT48-2026-04-20ORIGIN:Tightwad, MODESTINATION:Outside the 48 (Heaven)STATUS:Out for delivery — MondayHANDLING:Fragile/this way up
A disappointed Amazon parcel giving a thumbs down
Opening Monday

The man from Amazon, he says no!
We say – YES!

Shipping to the bits of the USA Amazon pretends don’t exist. Hawaii, Alaska, Puerto Rico — we see you.
We’re cutting the tape off the last few crates. Kettle’s on.
A warehouse in Oregon. A stubborn Brit. A lot of parcels headed the right way.
Built by people who’ve been stuck outside the 48 too. Nearly ready for you.
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ETA — Monday, 20 April 2026 · 10:00am Hawaii Time

We’re live. Pop the kettle on and refresh.